could you lend me a jar of love?

Am pathetically happy that it's payday. Will celebrate after this post by purchasing fresh-squozen juice -- possibly something in a strawberry. mmmm. Cute Receiving Guy had one when he worked here and made me try it and waved his hand dismissively when I tried to move his straw aside. Nice people who trust you enough to share their straws are strangely comforting.

That's about all the interest in my life, so let's just shoot straight to the picture, ( shall we? )

purple monkey dishwasher

I have a complete inability to resist neato lj toys (link snitched from embitca). Apart from one with the fantastic line "I'm so timbertone with the brickiest", this one made the most sense:

First of Joey's ulterior motives, and feel bitches! Only (I'm afraid I introduced silvrsolace to be fun fun fun). Which is fucking her. To the show reminded me tell you to prove foul play just a good time I like it. Gnaws elbow Happiest of this thing's playing anywhere near you; ladies it hits hard and clear that lance nerd gave me bitches!

uh, sorry, silvrsolace. And thanks fo' the hos, lance_nerd!

juh?

uhhhh....

Dude, I'm a fan and I still don't understand.

Also: Somebody stop me from buying this, because I'm really *really* tempted.