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miss maggie ([personal profile] bossymarmalade) wrote2013-11-06 07:49 am

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Thank you all for the good wishes, my darlings!!

AND THIS IS WHAT I DO TO REPAY YOU:



I think this is from the opening reels of Batman: Hush, but I cannot be sure because I reached this panel and my mind shut down from the screaming gibbons of confusion that immediately overwhelmed me. Every time I look at that image I spend so long trying to figure out how Harley's internal organs are supposed to be configured that I get exhausted and can't read the comic.

I mean, I KNEW what Jim Lee was all about due to having grown up with his helium-butt Rogue, but oh my god WHAT IS THAT
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[personal profile] spiralsheep 2013-11-06 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I too stopped and stared at that image for a while before I managed to read your post. Her muscles above the waist aren't connected to her muscles below the waist. Where is the real Harley and who has replaced her with this badly constructed excuse for a femdroid?
spiralsheep: Evil commandeers the costume budget (chronographia Servalan Evil Costume)

[personal profile] spiralsheep 2013-11-06 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I was so transfixed by her non-joined muscles I'd missed the fact SHE HAS NO SHOULDERS! Or maybe she has shoulders, because her left arm has to be attached somewhere, but no collar bones? Her right arm is clearly separate and hovering... or growing out of her abdomen, idek.
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[personal profile] willow 2013-11-06 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Are we sure it's not one of the stretchy guys in disguise? I thought I was reading Escher Girls there for a moment. WTF is up with her spine?
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[personal profile] via_ostiense 2013-11-06 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
The way the image loaded on my phone, I only saw the bottom half first and thought Harley's butt was her knees. "She has big knees, but that's not that weird." *scrolls up* ". . . oh." It looks like Lee drew two pictures of her facing in different directions, and then spliced them at the waist.
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[personal profile] via_ostiense 2013-11-08 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Big-Knees Harley

*howls with laughter* It's just such a funny name, and that it's anatomically more closer to reality than Corkscrew-Spine Harley or Elbows-Attached-to-Neck Harley . . .
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[personal profile] via_ostiense 2013-11-08 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Having looked at the picture some more, my theory is that Harley's left arm grows straight out of her spine and her left boob grows sideways out the side of her torso. So her torso and bottom are properly aligned, it's just that her limbs are growing out of nonstandard places. That's the only way it makes sense.
Edited 2013-11-08 03:06 (UTC)
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[personal profile] glass_icarus 2013-11-06 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
........ WHAT'S HAPPENING. Also OW, my back hurts just from looking at this!
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[personal profile] loveflyfree 2013-11-07 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
I just spent the last ten minutes trying to contort my body into that position to see if maybe, MAYBE, there was some way it would work. NOPE, NOT EVEN A LITTLE. and now I have to go curl up on the couch because that was actually painful.
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[personal profile] devilc 2013-11-07 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
I can't stop laughing at the sheer amount of JFC-OMG-WTF in this picture. Because, yes, if your only goal was to somehow get tits and ass in the same frame, well, then ... mission accomplished.

I like the guy in the mask right below her crotch. He has turned his head away from the horror, the horror, while the guy in the glasses next to him can't stop staring at something even more boggling offscreen.


Thank you for sharing.

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[personal profile] metaphortunate 2013-11-08 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Why. WHY.